I Never Liked Pluto Anyway...
Well, it is official, Pluto is no longer a planet.
Pluto is now officially a dwarf planet. And not even the largest dwarf planet (that would be UB313). So that's it, screw Pluto, Pluto is gone. Kids in science classes worldwide can now take heart in the fact that they only have to build a crappy model of 8 planets instead of 9.
Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930.
Pluto is now officially a dwarf planet. And not even the largest dwarf planet (that would be UB313). So that's it, screw Pluto, Pluto is gone. Kids in science classes worldwide can now take heart in the fact that they only have to build a crappy model of 8 planets instead of 9.
posted by Ryan Moran at 2:53 PM
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It was a real shit hole!
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